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The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

Kenzie Van Haaften

Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter

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Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
October 23, 2024
Pi Beta Phi

150 years of sisterhood at 406

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
October 9, 2024
Scan the QR code to ask Millie a question

Ask Millie Returns

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
September 18, 2024
The Dream Team poses with Thunder during RAGBRAI.

Simpson Summer Recap

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
August 1, 2024
Wilbur, Professor Amy Doling’s dog poses with Thunder on one of his many trips to Simpson.

Canines in Carver

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
March 23, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
November 21, 2023
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
November 1, 2023
A commentary on Halloween costumes

A commentary on Halloween costumes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
October 25, 2023
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
October 4, 2023
"Whether there's two of us or five of us, we all matter and we all deserve to have a space where we're comfortable.” - BSU President Corteney Louis

BSU under new leadership

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
September 27, 2023
Guts by Olivia Rodrigo

Guts by Olivia Rodrigo

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
September 20, 2023
Spencer Waugh, Director of Exploratory Studies and Academic Recruitment, began his new exploratory course this fall.

Introducing: Exploratory Studies

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Staff Reporter
September 6, 2023
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