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The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
October 23, 2024
Horoscopes as Scents

Horoscopes as Scents

by Morgan Rosenbeck, Staff Writer
October 9, 2024
Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

by Rob Howes, Staff Reporter
October 2, 2024
Horoscopes as ice cream flavors

Horoscopes as ice cream flavors

by Clare Hackman, Staff Reporter
September 25, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Claire Hughes, Staff Reporter
September 18, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Makayla Paulsen, Staff Writer
September 11, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Hannah Rosenfeld, Staff Reporter
April 3, 2024
April Fools Horoscopes

April Fools Horoscopes

by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager & Web Editor
March 27, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager and Website Editor
March 6, 2024
Horoscopes

Horoscopes

by Kennedey Clark, Staff Reporter
February 28, 2024
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