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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Your practical affairs could be humming along pretty well at the moment. 

 

Taurus: Your playful and expressive mood could be entertaining for the people around you today. 

 

Gemini: An unconventional characteristic of your home or family life could make you stand out from your peers at the moment. 

 

Cancer: Speaking truth to power might be a disappointing experience today. 

 

Leo: A great idea for making money could come to you now.

 

Virgo: Getting too close to someone could make you anxious, as you may want to connect but not have someone delve into sensitive personal matters.

 

Libra: A secretive atmosphere may be straining a close relationship, leading you to keep much to yourself out of fear of harsh judgment.

 

Scorpio: Try to put any frustrations you experience in perspective — with a little patience, you’ll get the connection you crave!

 

Sagittarius: Rewarding work may be available to you at the moment.

 

Capricorn: An exciting adventure is currently possible for you. 

 

Aquarius: You may currently be interested in getting to know someone better, but something crucial could be lost in translation when you try to express this desire in words.

 

Pisces: Financial differences could currently cause a significant relationship of yours to feel imbalanced.

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