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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes – the best way for the signs to kick off the summer

Horoscopes - the best way for the signs to kick off the summer

Aries: Try a new hiking spot, challenge yourself and explore all summer long. 

 

Taurus: Unlock your creativity by making homemade ice cream. Try to come up with the best new flavor.

 

Gemini: Host a BBQ with all of your summer favorites and surround yourself with your closest friends.

 

Cancer: Enjoy the beach all summer long, anything from surfing to reading a good book. 

 

Leo: Go to an amusement park and try to ride all of the roller coasters.

 

Virgo: Find somewhere to relax, connect with nature and get lost in a good book. 

 

Libra: Go on the ultimate summer road trip. Whether alone or with friends; two hours away or 30, make sure to pack snacks and have your playlist ready. 

 

Scorpio: Grab your marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers and get ready to host the best campfire of the summer. 

 

Sagittarius: Start your summer garden. Plant some herbs, wildflowers or vegetables – whatever you’d like. 

 

Capricorn: You can be a total foodie. Plan a potluck picnic in the park so everyone can bring their own dish.

 

Aquarius: There is nothing like the joy of dancing and singing with your friends. Get out to your first outdoor concert of the season. 

 

Pisces: Work on your dive, cannonball or even just lounge in a floatie at the pool. 

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