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Former Simpson professor sentenced to 10 years
by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief • April 26, 2024

Gowun Park, a former assistant professor of economics at Simpson who faced kidnapping and murder charges back in 2020, pled guilty on Thursday,...

Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
by Ryan Magalhães, Feature Editor • April 26, 2024

Several faculty advisors realized last week that their organization’s accounts did not have the funds that they expected. This left some organizations...

Review: The Tortured Poets Department
Review: "The Tortured Poets Department"
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 19, 2024

Well, hello there, fellow tortured poets. I’m glad you’re here. At least “here” on The Simpsonian website. This is my final review of...

Horoscopes

Feb. 8 through Feb. 15
Horoscopes

Aries: Your social life is heating up. Grab your friends for a casual night in, or get ready for a night on the town. 

Taurus: Take this slower time in life to relax; maybe it’s time to try that new hobby you’ve been thinking about. 

Gemini: It’s time to do some soul-searching and take in new lessons as an opportunity to grow.  

Cancer: Big changes are coming. Be intentional with how you embrace them. 

Leo: Embrace your extroverted side and be the first to reach out. 

Virgo: Prioritize your rest. There’s plenty of time to get ahead later on. 

Libra: Focus on pampering yourself more. Now is the time to try the new skincare, get that new piercing or try a new hairstyle. 

Scorpio: Don’t shut everyone out. Accept social plans and go out for a change. 

Sagittarius: Accept help from others. It will only lead to both professional and personal abundance.  

Capricorn: It’s a busy time of year, so be sure to save time for yourself and your friends. 

Aquarius: Putting yourself first is essential. It’s not always your job to make sure everyone else feels welcome. 

Pisces: You will be offered clarity on a situation weighing heavy on your mind.  

 

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