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The Simpsonian

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Former Simpson professor sentenced to 10 years
by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief • April 26, 2024

Gowun Park, a former assistant professor of economics at Simpson who faced kidnapping and murder charges back in 2020, pled guilty on Thursday,...

Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
by Ryan Magalhães, Feature Editor • April 26, 2024

Several faculty advisors realized last week that their organization’s accounts did not have the funds that they expected. This left some organizations...

Review: The Tortured Poets Department
Review: "The Tortured Poets Department"
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 19, 2024

Well, hello there, fellow tortured poets. I’m glad you’re here. At least “here” on The Simpsonian website. This is my final review of...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries

Just chill baby. Enjoy spring break and recollect yourself. You need it and deserve it.

Taurus

Self-care is a slippery slope. It may be time to put the work in and hit the grind.

Gemini

People love to hear your stories. Just please don’t talk so damn loudly.

Cancer

You’re definitely forgetting something important today.

Leo

Shine bright. Be proud of your accomplishments this week.

Virgo

Find beauty in imperfection and you will only grow in both your creativity and overall quality of life.

Libra

Balance is important but often overstated.

Scorpio

You’re changing. Molding like Play-Doh. It’s probably for the better.

Sagittarius

Keep your head up. You have it more together than you think.

Capricorn

Touch grass. I’m not bullying, go outside for real. It’s beautiful out.

Aquarius

Be nice. It’s nice.

Pisces

Pick a route. Versatility will not be your strength.

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