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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

April 3 – April 10
Horoscopes

Aries – A few times you’ve been around that track, so it’s not just going to happen like that.  “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani

 

Taurus – You’re a survivor. You’re not going give up, you’re not going stop, you’re going to work harder. You’re a survivor, you’re going to make it, you will survive, and keep on surviving.  “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child

 

Gemini – How were you supposed to know that something wasn’t right? You shouldn’t have let them go.  “Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears

 

Cancer – Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you. And by now, you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do.  “Wonderwall” by Oasis

 

Leo – If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?  “Lose Yourself” by Eminem

 

Virgo – There’s a fire starting in your heart. Reaching a fever pitch, it’s bringing you out the dark.  “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele

 

Libra – Don’t stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.  “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey

 

Scorpio – It’s not about how fast you get there. It’s not about what’s waiting on the other side. It’s the climb.  “The Climb” by Miley Cyrus

 

Sagittarius – It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.  “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco

 

Capricorn – You’ve gotta hold on to what you’ve got. It doesn’t make a difference if you make it or not. You’ve got each other, and that’s a lot for love.  “Livin on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi

 

Aquarius –  So much to do, so much to see. So what’s wrong with taking the backstreets? You’ll never know if you don’t go. You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.  “Allstar” by Smash Mouth

Pisces – If you liked it, then you should’ve put a ring on it.  “Single Ladies” by Beyonce

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