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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes – How will your finals go this season?

Horoscopes - How will your finals go this season?

Aries: You’re very competitive in nature, use that and take charge. Remember each challenge should be used to show your resilience. 

 

Taurus: You already know how to navigate your inevitable breakdown. Be ready to move past it; you’re playing the long game, and all of your hard work will pay off. 

 

Gemini: You have procrastinated all semester, but it’s not too late to buckle down and ace your exams.  

 

Cancer: Remember, the world will not end if you get one bad grade. 

 

Leo: Stay humble. Just because you have a good grade does not mean everyone wants to hear about it. 

 

Virgo: Stick to your minute-by-minute study schedule and keep your color-coded sticky notes organized and you will be just fine. 

 

Libra: Embrace discipline, put in some effort and let your commitment to your studies be the real star this exam season. 

 

Scorpio: Trust that all of the prep work and your dedication will get you through this season. There is no reason to go about harassing your professors for a better grade. 

 

Sagittarius: Lucky for you, the stars will align and get you through this exam season because we both know you haven’t touched your textbooks all semester. 

 

Capricorn: Take a breather. You are well prepared, and taking some study breaks will do you some good. 

 

Aquarius: Your personal life may have taken over this semester, but now is the time to open up those textbooks and get to work. 

 

Pisces: Save your tears for after you get your grades back. Who knows, maybe you didn’t do as bad as you think. 

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