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Former Simpson professor sentenced to 10 years
by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief • April 26, 2024

Gowun Park, a former assistant professor of economics at Simpson who faced kidnapping and murder charges back in 2020, pled guilty on Thursday,...

Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
by Ryan Magalhães, Feature Editor • April 26, 2024

Several faculty advisors realized last week that their organization’s accounts did not have the funds that they expected. This left some organizations...

Review: The Tortured Poets Department
Review: "The Tortured Poets Department"
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 19, 2024

Well, hello there, fellow tortured poets. I’m glad you’re here. At least “here” on The Simpsonian website. This is my final review of...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Your practical affairs could be humming along pretty well at the moment. 

 

Taurus: Your playful and expressive mood could be entertaining for the people around you today. 

 

Gemini: An unconventional characteristic of your home or family life could make you stand out from your peers at the moment. 

 

Cancer: Speaking truth to power might be a disappointing experience today. 

 

Leo: A great idea for making money could come to you now.

 

Virgo: Getting too close to someone could make you anxious, as you may want to connect but not have someone delve into sensitive personal matters.

 

Libra: A secretive atmosphere may be straining a close relationship, leading you to keep much to yourself out of fear of harsh judgment.

 

Scorpio: Try to put any frustrations you experience in perspective — with a little patience, you’ll get the connection you crave!

 

Sagittarius: Rewarding work may be available to you at the moment.

 

Capricorn: An exciting adventure is currently possible for you. 

 

Aquarius: You may currently be interested in getting to know someone better, but something crucial could be lost in translation when you try to express this desire in words.

 

Pisces: Financial differences could currently cause a significant relationship of yours to feel imbalanced.

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