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SCTV 4/10/2024
by Aaron Wilkins and Sam HyingApril 10, 2024

Spencer Waugh is running for Iowa House District 21 as a Democrat
Spencer Waugh running for office
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 10, 2024

After 13 years at Simpson and 25 years in the education field, Spencer Waugh hopes to add another experience: the representative of Iowa House...

“Bodies Bodies Bodies”: Spoilers Ahead
“Bodies Bodies Bodies”: Spoilers Ahead
by Chloe Peck, News Editor • April 10, 2024

Although it has been two years since the movie's initial release on March 14, 2022, the horror/comedy “Bodies Bodies Bodies” has been trending...

Horoscopes

Feb. 21 through Feb. 28
Horoscopes

Aries: Don’t be afraid to switch up your style or get a new haircut. I think a mullet would look really good on you!

Taurus: Seek medical advice for that thing that’s been bothering you. That mole is not normal…

Gemini: There’s someone out there for you. I’m not sure they’ll be good, but they’re out there.

Cancer: You need to get control of your spending habits. You can’t waste all your money on those TikTok shops.

Leo: I know it says 24 hours on that deodorant, but maybe you shouldn’t test it.

Virgo: Stream some new music. Your sad girl pop playlist isn’t cutting it.

Libra: Take a pregnancy test just to be sure. Valentine’s Day got a little wild.

Scorpio: Take time to accomplish little tasks for you to feel more productive. You need to do that mound of laundry anyway!

Sagittarius: Here’s your sign to go to therapy. I just hope your therapist doesn’t ghost you like mine did.

Capricorn: You need to go touch some grass.

Aquarius: It’s a beautiful week to do the bare minimum. Trust me, I’ve been doing it my whole life.

Pisces: I wouldn’t approach any babies this week, especially if they’ve just gotten their teeth.

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