Aries: Don’t be afraid to switch up your style or get a new haircut. I think a mullet would look really good on you!

Taurus: Seek medical advice for that thing that’s been bothering you. That mole is not normal…

Gemini: There’s someone out there for you. I’m not sure they’ll be good, but they’re out there.

Cancer: You need to get control of your spending habits. You can’t waste all your money on those TikTok shops.

Leo: I know it says 24 hours on that deodorant, but maybe you shouldn’t test it.

Virgo: Stream some new music. Your sad girl pop playlist isn’t cutting it.

Libra: Take a pregnancy test just to be sure. Valentine’s Day got a little wild.

Scorpio: Take time to accomplish little tasks for you to feel more productive. You need to do that mound of laundry anyway!

Sagittarius: Here’s your sign to go to therapy. I just hope your therapist doesn’t ghost you like mine did.

Capricorn: You need to go touch some grass.

Aquarius: It’s a beautiful week to do the bare minimum. Trust me, I’ve been doing it my whole life.

Pisces: I wouldn’t approach any babies this week, especially if they’ve just gotten their teeth.