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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: 

You’ll discover that you’re overflowing with vigor and enthusiasm this week. Achieve harmony among your strength, your patience, and your compassion.

Taurus:

You’ll have a thirst for knowledge and engaging conversations. It’s an excellent time to start a new course or project that stimulates your intellect.

Gemini:

Focus on your financial well-being. It’s a good time to review your budget and make some smart financial decisions. Your determination and practicality will guide you to success.

Cancer:

Trust your instincts when it comes to relationships and personal matters. Take time for self-care and nurturing your emotional well-being.

Leo:

It’s an ideal time to showcase your talents and pursue your passions. Your enthusiasm will attract opportunities for recognition and success.

Virgo:

Focus on organization and efficiency. Tackle tasks that have been piling up, and you’ll feel a sense of accomplishment.

Libra:

Your charm and diplomacy will serve you well this week. It’s a great time to strengthen relationships and build bridges with others.

Scorpio:

You’ll have the power to transform challenges into opportunities. Trust your instincts and don’t be afraid to dive deep into your passions.

Sagittarius:

Your adventurous spirit will lead you on exciting journeys, whether physical or intellectual. Embrace new experiences and expand your horizons.

Capricorn:

Your practicality and discipline will help you achieve your ambitions this week. Set clear goals and take calculated steps toward them.

Aquarius:

Embrace your uniqueness and use creativity to solve societal challenges. Your effort will receive a lot of encouragement because of your sophisticated thinking.

Pisces:

Have faith in your spiritual nature when making important decisions in your daily life. Your compassion will make those near to you more at peace.

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