Aries: You should double-check to make sure your phone alarms are set.

Taurus: You’re living life a little too boldly. Good job!

Gemini: Write down another New Year’s resolution, you weren’t able to accomplish your original one.

Cancer: Please, please, please, drink some water, you’re dehydrated, love.

Leo: Maybe rock climbing isn’t for you, but that’s okay, it’s not for everyone.

Virgo: Stop getting distracted while doing homework and focus! We believe in you!

Libra: Should you really be doing that? Really? Think about it.

Scorpio: Maybe you should reach out first or sit and ponder some more.

Sagittarius: Turn on some Just Dance or Wii Fit, you need to get up and dust off from doing homework.

Capricorn: It’s time to pick up another hobby. The other two aren’t working, but that’s okay.

Aquarius: Time to go through that desk drawer you’ve been avoiding, maybe you’ll find your lost student ID in there.

Pisces: Take a deep breath, just because you dropped the eggs doesn’t mean there’s more at the store. (We hope there is anyways)