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Letter to the Editor: In response to inaccessibility on campus
Letter to the Editor: In response to inaccessibility on campus
by Advocacy, Community, Education and Support (ACES), Special to The Simpsonian • March 1, 2024

Dear Editor, We write in response to an article published February 14, 2024, in The Simpsonian titled, “No disabled students need apply:...

Retraction and update: After Midnight review
Retraction and update: "After Midnight" review
by Maggie Fitzpatrick, Staff Reporter • February 28, 2024

In my previous review of the late-night show "After Midnight", I stated that comedian Matt Walsh, who was a guest on the show, is “a prominent...

SCTV 2/28/24
by Aaron Wilkins and Sam HyingFebruary 28, 2024

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Woah, you’re being intense. Take a chill pill and relax for a minute.

Taurus: All’s fair in love and war, but don’t forget to make more love and less war.

Gemini: This week is for working toward your goals. Get it done, girlfriend.

Cancer: Hold on to what you’re excited about right now, don’t let overthinking ruin it for you.

Leo: The weekend is supposed to be fun, don’t overstress and forget to let it happen.

Virgo: It’s good to be reliable but don’t let people walk all over you. Learn to say no.

Libra: That bank account is looking pretty low. Maybe take it easy on the spending, okay?

Scorpio: Jealousy isn’t flattering on you. Stop being stubborn and do something about it.

Sagittarius: You’ve probably had a tough week so far but keep pushing through. Good times are coming.

Capricorn: Keep your friends close this week. You never know when you’re really going to need them.

Aquarius: Are you thinking about world domination? Because someone’s looking ambitious this week. 

Pisces: You can tell the holidays are just around the corner because you’re about to get the travel bug again.

 

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