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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Woah, you’re being intense. Take a chill pill and relax for a minute.

Taurus: All’s fair in love and war, but don’t forget to make more love and less war.

Gemini: This week is for working toward your goals. Get it done, girlfriend.

Cancer: Hold on to what you’re excited about right now, don’t let overthinking ruin it for you.

Leo: The weekend is supposed to be fun, don’t overstress and forget to let it happen.

Virgo: It’s good to be reliable but don’t let people walk all over you. Learn to say no.

Libra: That bank account is looking pretty low. Maybe take it easy on the spending, okay?

Scorpio: Jealousy isn’t flattering on you. Stop being stubborn and do something about it.

Sagittarius: You’ve probably had a tough week so far but keep pushing through. Good times are coming.

Capricorn: Keep your friends close this week. You never know when you’re really going to need them.

Aquarius: Are you thinking about world domination? Because someone’s looking ambitious this week. 

Pisces: You can tell the holidays are just around the corner because you’re about to get the travel bug again.

 

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