Aries: Pepe the King Prawn
With your fiery demeanor you, like Pepe, are unafraid to boldly speak your mind and go after what you want. You’re not just a ram– you’re an Aries, okay?

Taurus: Sam the Eagle
Dedication and common sense rule your every action– even when nothing is truly that serious. Sam the Eagle is a tribute to all of the zodiac, but mostly Tauruses.

Gemini: Statler and Waldorf
Two old men sitting on a balcony and making fun of everyone around them? Yeah, that’s Gemini behavior.

Cancer: Beaker
You get easily flustered and somehow consistently end up as the butt of the joke. However, at the end of the day, you leave an undeniable impression on those around you that makes it all worth it. Keep on mi-mi-mi-ing.

Leo: Fozzie Bear
I fear there is nothing more Leo than a bear with a heart of gold and mediocre jokes. Wocka Wocka, Leos.

Virgo: Scooter
You’re probably a bit of a nerd, but that’s okay. You keep this show on the road and genuinely care about everyone around you.

Libra: Kermit The Frog
Hi-Ho, Libra here! You might feel like a bit of a joke or meme sometimes, but only you can bring together this misfit group of muppets.

Scorpio: Miss Piggy
Passionate. Jealous. Stubborn. There is only room for one temperamental diva in this zodiac, and that is moi.

Sagittarius: Rowlf The Dog
You better play that piano, Sagittarius! Rowlf is compassionate, and generally unflustered by the chaos around him– much like you (sometimes).

Capricorn: Rizzo The Rat
On the outside, you’re an ambitious perfectionist, but at heart, you’re really just a cheese and showbusiness-loving rat.

Aquarius: Gonzo
Mate, you never fail to let your freak flag fly. Stunt performer, plumber, and artist Gonzo understands you.

Pieces: Walter
To man or to muppet? That is the question. And you have lots of them– and somewhat of an inferiority complex.