Aries: Don’t be afraid to switch up your style or get a new haircut. I think a mullet would look really good on you!
Taurus: Seek medical advice for that thing that’s been bothering you. That mole is not normal…
Gemini: There’s someone out there for you. I’m not sure they’ll be good, but they’re out there.
Cancer: You need to get control of your spending habits. You can’t waste all your money on those TikTok shops.
Leo: I know it says 24 hours on that deodorant, but maybe you shouldn’t test it.
Virgo: Stream some new music. Your sad girl pop playlist isn’t cutting it.
Libra: Take a pregnancy test just to be sure. Valentine’s Day got a little wild.
Scorpio: Take time to accomplish little tasks for you to feel more productive. You need to do that mound of laundry anyway!
Sagittarius: Here’s your sign to go to therapy. I just hope your therapist doesn’t ghost you like mine did.
Capricorn: You need to go touch some grass.
Aquarius: It’s a beautiful week to do the bare minimum. Trust me, I’ve been doing it my whole life.
Pisces: I wouldn’t approach any babies this week, especially if they’ve just gotten their teeth.