Aries: Today, your impulsive nature might lead you to adopt a pet rock; at least it won’t run away.

Taurus: Embrace change, even if it means switching from your favorite snack to a slightly different flavor.

Gemini: Your wit will be as sharp as ever today, but be careful not to accidentally roast your friends, they might not find it as funny.

Cancer: Today, your intuition will be so strong that you’ll predict the microwave timer down to the last second; use this power wisely.

Leo: Your confidence will soar, but remember, even the proudest lions have their clumsy moments; watch out for that coffee table!

Virgo: Your attention to detail is unmatched, but today, try not to obsess over the alignment of your socks; no one else will notice.

Libra: Your charm will be irresistible today, but be cautious not to use it to convince your friends to do your laundry; that’s crossing the line!

Scorpio: Your mysterious aura will be especially potent today, but try not to freak out your friends by predicting their deepest secrets; leave some mystery!

Sagittarius: Your adventurous spirit will lead you to new and exciting places, but maybe double-check the address before you embark on your journey.

Capricorn: Today, your practicality will shine, but resist the urge to organize your friend’s closet; they might not appreciate your Marie Kondo tendencies.

Aquarius: Your innovative ideas will flow endlessly today, but try not to invent a new language that only you understand.

Pisces: Your creative energy will be off the charts, but be careful not to get lost in your own imagination; your friends might miss you!