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The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

All content by Rob Howes
The team celebrates after a goal against Carleton.

Don’t Let the Record Fool You

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
October 9, 2024
Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

by Rob Howes, Staff Reporter
October 2, 2024
Cassie Nash is one of the returning starters from last season.

Reaching and Scoring their Goals

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
September 25, 2024
Wilbur, Professor Amy Doling’s dog poses with Thunder on one of his many trips to Simpson.

Dog Days in Carver May Come to an End

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
September 11, 2024
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