The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian
The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian
The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian
All content by Rob Howes
Senior Clare Veren looking at the Nationals stage in 2023

Dancing to Nationals

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
November 13, 2024
Respectfully disagree

Respectfully disagree

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
November 6, 2024
Sophomore Tate Downs. Downs scored the game-winner for the Storm in their 2-1 win over the Spartans.

Late Tate Magic

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
October 30, 2024
The team celebrates after a goal against Carleton.

Don’t Let the Record Fool You

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
October 9, 2024
Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

Horoscopes as Mario Kart Characters

by Rob Howes, Staff Reporter
October 2, 2024
Cassie Nash is one of the returning starters from last season.

Reaching and Scoring their Goals

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
September 25, 2024
Wilbur, Professor Amy Doling’s dog poses with Thunder on one of his many trips to Simpson.

Dog Days in Carver May Come to an End

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
September 11, 2024
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