Miss Katelyn Has All the Answers


by Katelyn Chamberlin

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A stroke of luck is in your future. A recent change in spending habits has landed you an extra wad of cash to spend as you wish! A little saving here and there goes a long way, doesn’t it?

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ve been really stressed lately and it seems like the whole world is out to get you. This could very well be true. But it doesn’t mean you can forget that your friends and classmates might be stressed too. You’re not the only one with problems this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When Friday rolls around, you are all too willing to throw the books aside for the weekend. You may have been working hard all week but don’t forget Fridays are school days too. If you feel you can slack off during your Friday classes, you better be prepared to work twice as hard on Monday to catch up.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Whoa Cancer, you are out of line. You’ve been struggling to manage your classes, work and social life lately, and it is about to get ugly. Don’t freak out yet because there is a simple step you need to take to get your life back in order – get your priorities straight!

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

You’ve been trying out different study techniques, but you don’t feel like they’ve helped. Don’t worry. When you get your test back next week you will be more than ecstatic. You’ve proved that going the extra mile each day gets you to the finish line quicker in the long run.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

We all have a favorite class that we dread just a little less than others. However, a recent quarrel with a classmate or professor (gasp!) will make getting up for this 8 a.m. a lot more difficult. Keep in mind that these disagreements are usually short-lived and will be resolved before you know it!

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

Ooh la la Libra, you have a secret admirer! It could be that cute classmate of yours sitting behind you at the Grill as you read the Simpsonian. Or it very well could be that dedicated classmate who just so happens to be in your group for the latest class project. Whatever you do, find out who it is and give them a chance! 

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Be careful Scorpio, I foresee something that you won’t. You will forget something important this week and it’s going to be difficult to recover from. My advice? Write everything that you possibly need to do this week in a planner. You can never be too prepared.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Pay attention to your friends this weekend. One of them has been more reserved than normal. While you may attribute it to stress or lack of sleep, your friend is really hurting. What they need right now is someone to reach out to them. You need to be that friend, Sagittarius.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

It’s over! It’s time for a celebration because you did the right thing, Capricorn. You weren’t sure if you should say something to that classmate of yours that has been mooching off all your hard work. But you did, and I’m so proud. Remember, you’re not the one who should feel awkward; they are.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Have you made a bad decision recently? My guess is that you have, and now you have to pay for the consequences. Literally. You knew there could be a fine for your actions, but that didn’t stop you. Hopefully you’ve learned your lesson and will take a different approach next time.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20)

Dang Pisces, you look good! Have you been working out? You know that you’ve been working on your appearance, but you aren’t sure if others can tell. Don’t worry, we can. We’ve been noticing your new look and refreshing attitude that comes from all that exercise!