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Former Simpson professor sentenced to 10 years
by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief • April 26, 2024

Gowun Park, a former assistant professor of economics at Simpson who faced kidnapping and murder charges back in 2020, pled guilty on Thursday,...

Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
Auditing changes lead to missing funds and mass confusion
by Ryan Magalhães, Feature Editor • April 26, 2024

Several faculty advisors realized last week that their organization’s accounts did not have the funds that they expected. This left some organizations...

Review: The Tortured Poets Department
Review: "The Tortured Poets Department"
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 19, 2024

Well, hello there, fellow tortured poets. I’m glad you’re here. At least “here” on The Simpsonian website. This is my final review of...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Use this time to reflect upon yourself. It’s good to know who you truly are.

Taurus: You’re on a roll, don’t lose steam now. Keep up the grind.

Gemini: Keep that endless summer mentality. Don’t lose sight of the little things in life.

Cancer: Now is the time to emotionally detox. Soak up the sun, take a deep breath.

Leo: Things might be rocky right now, but keep sight of what you want and the road will soon smooth.

Virgo: Celebrate what makes you, you. You deserve to celebrate yourself.

Libra: Your social battery is recharged and ready to party, but not too hard.

Scorpio: Your social battery is drained, take this time to relax and gear up for next week.

Sagittarius: Things are crazy, and that’s okay. You have to embrace it instead of worry.

Capricorn: You can offload some of your anxiety and let others help you, it’s time.

Aquarius: Open your mind and your horizons will open too, there’s so much more to life.

Pisces: Focus on your relationships with those around you, you can’t only focus on yourself.

 

Aries: Use this time to reflect upon yourself. It’s good to know who you truly are.

Taurus: You’re on a roll, don’t lose steam now. Keep up the grind.

Gemini: Keep that endless summer mentality. Don’t lose sight of the little things in life.

Cancer: Now is the time to emotionally detox. Soak up the sun, take a deep breath.

Leo: Things might be rocky right now, but keep sight of what you want and the road will soon smooth.

Virgo: Celebrate what makes you, you. You deserve to celebrate yourself.

Libra: Your social battery is recharged and ready to party, but not too hard.

Scorpio: Your social battery is drained, take this time to relax and gear up for next week.

Sagittarius: Things are crazy, and that’s okay. You have to embrace it instead of worry.

Capricorn: You can offload some of your anxiety and let others help you, it’s time.

Aquarius: Open your mind and your horizons will open too, there’s so much more to life.

Pisces: Focus on your relationships with those around you, you can’t only focus on yourself.

 

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