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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: Use this time to reflect upon yourself. It’s good to know who you truly are.

Taurus: You’re on a roll, don’t lose steam now. Keep up the grind.

Gemini: Keep that endless summer mentality. Don’t lose sight of the little things in life.

Cancer: Now is the time to emotionally detox. Soak up the sun, take a deep breath.

Leo: Things might be rocky right now, but keep sight of what you want and the road will soon smooth.

Virgo: Celebrate what makes you, you. You deserve to celebrate yourself.

Libra: Your social battery is recharged and ready to party, but not too hard.

Scorpio: Your social battery is drained, take this time to relax and gear up for next week.

Sagittarius: Things are crazy, and that’s okay. You have to embrace it instead of worry.

Capricorn: You can offload some of your anxiety and let others help you, it’s time.

Aquarius: Open your mind and your horizons will open too, there’s so much more to life.

Pisces: Focus on your relationships with those around you, you can’t only focus on yourself.

 

Aries: Use this time to reflect upon yourself. It’s good to know who you truly are.

Taurus: You’re on a roll, don’t lose steam now. Keep up the grind.

Gemini: Keep that endless summer mentality. Don’t lose sight of the little things in life.

Cancer: Now is the time to emotionally detox. Soak up the sun, take a deep breath.

Leo: Things might be rocky right now, but keep sight of what you want and the road will soon smooth.

Virgo: Celebrate what makes you, you. You deserve to celebrate yourself.

Libra: Your social battery is recharged and ready to party, but not too hard.

Scorpio: Your social battery is drained, take this time to relax and gear up for next week.

Sagittarius: Things are crazy, and that’s okay. You have to embrace it instead of worry.

Capricorn: You can offload some of your anxiety and let others help you, it’s time.

Aquarius: Open your mind and your horizons will open too, there’s so much more to life.

Pisces: Focus on your relationships with those around you, you can’t only focus on yourself.

 

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