Only three things in life are guaranteed: death, taxes and Simpson College’s Wi-Fi going out when you need it most. Like on a week night at the end of the semester. Luckily, Simpson students have a good sense of humor.

Here are the 10 best Simpson Wi-Fi tweets:

https://twitter.com/BasicCharlie_/status/935584957069701120

Simpson WiFi so bad rn that half the campus is at McDonalds being studious.

— Matt Lash (@M_Lash13) November 29, 2017

when you need WiFi for your education but Simpson’s WiFi hasn’t been working for like 12 hours pic.twitter.com/8H8ZqBKgsG

— dani (@presdbates) November 28, 2017

It’s one thing when Simpson’s wifi keeps me from doing my homework, but it’s a whole other story when it interferes with Netflix

— Sara Van Maanen (@saravanmaanen) November 29, 2017

What’s your reaction when Simpson’s WiFi isn’t working?

— Taiylor Laning (@TaiylorMorgan) November 29, 2017

A list of things that are better than Simpson’s WiFi…

• Wet Willies
• Nickelback
• One-ply toilet paper
• Non-alcoholic beer
• Iggy Azalea
• Literally anything

— Mikey (@CappyIII) November 29, 2017

I have a 10 page paper due on Friday but Simpson College WiFi has other plans for me

— moll ♉️ (@mollietheturtle) November 29, 2017

Simpson WiFi has the best Cyber Monday sale. 75% off following a weekend when not a single student did their homework.

— Matt Lash (@M_Lash13) November 28, 2017

This close to losing it if Simpson doesn't figure out the internet problem 😤 pic.twitter.com/mf4qTZxcf5

— Ross Enderson (@rossenderson) October 27, 2016

A poem about Simpson’s network being down:

god dammit, why?

— wife guy (@ademographic) November 29, 2017