The Simpscope

The Simpscope

by Emily BeckmannStaff Writer

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’re a blunt person- so tell that roommate that’s been bothering you that his or her chomping while snacking is getting on your nerves.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You may be missing your family since the fall move-in, but your practicality tells you to stay on campus. It’s imperative to do so.

Gemini (May 21- June 21)

The people behind you aren’t laughing with you, their laughing at you. You’re witty and entertaining, but sometimes it gets too over the top.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

You need to keep your eye on the prize. Buckle down from the beginning or else you will be wishing that you had.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 23)

Get rid of that stressful relationship you have in your life. When you do, there will be something, or perhaps someone, lurking in your near future.

Virgo (Aug. 24- Sept. 22)

You’re normally polite and reserved, but it’s your time to let loose and do something out of the ordinary. Road trip anyone?

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)

You operate best as part of a pair. Find someone and glue yourself to them. Try Elmer’s- it works best.

Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21)

You’re a winner, but watch your attitude. Confidence to you may come across as arrogance to others.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21)

You make a good mate- soul mate, first mate, whatever. It’s your choice. Keep an eye out for that special someone around the 20th.

Capricorn (Dec. 21- Jan. 19)

You are dependable and organized, but make sure that you aren’t too serious. Take a break, play X-box or watch “Wedding Crashers” already!

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)

You’re hot and you know it. Calm it down a bit though, it’s only the first few weeks of school- explore your options.

Pisces (Feb. 19- March 20)

Someone will come to you with a problem. With your strong sense of self and patience, help them as soon as possible. If you don’t, their problem could soon become one of your own.