The Simpscope

The Simpscope

by Emily BeckmannStaff Writer

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) Some may consider you unapproachable at first. This is only because of your high level of confidence, so don’t be offended. Give people time to warm up to you, and you will reap the benefits of their camaraderie.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) You need to retire from the rest of the world and just take a breather this week. Life is chaotic, and you may break down if you don’t start the slowing down process in advance.

Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) Watch your attitude this week. Toward the end of the week, it isn’t going to be appreciated by someone in your near vicinity. It could either make or break you.

Aries (Mar. 21- April 19) You are highly emotionally charged this week. Keep your cool and don’t freak out on a close friend who is trying to help. His/her help may be the only thing that keeps you sane.

Taurus (April 20- May 20) You have the inside info on someone. You must use this little bit of knowledge to your advantage. Although someone has trusted you this week, you must decide if his/her secret is worth keeping inside.

Gemini (May 21- June 21) Let your romantic side seep through the cracks this week. Buy flowers, cook dinner, light some candles-whatever. You will feel much better, and you will be able to let in some much needed sensual attention.

Cancer (June 22- July 22) You have strong a work ethic, but make sure that you cover all of your bases before you make up your mind on a large decision this week. There may be something obvious that you have been overlooking. Step back and look at the big picture.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22) Your social status has been lacking lately. Get out of your room already and meet some new people. They will be surprisingly more interesting than the deceased ones in your textbooks.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) Look for someone that you have known for a while in your life to come back into your social scene in a mysterious way this week. Give them a chance, and you may wish you had done so long ago.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23) You have very strong convictions this week. While you are very passionate about what you believe in, notice that there are others around you with an opposing opinion.

Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21) Watch where you’re walking, climbing or running this week. Newton lied. That whole gravity thing won’t be in your favor-be careful!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21) You need to spruce up your room a little bit. Take $10, head to Goodwill and make like Trading Spaces. It will be a welcomed change.