The Simpscope

The Simpscope

by Emily BeckmannStaff Writer

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19)

You need some sugar in your life. Either hit up a new crush or head to the snack aisle at HyVee. Zebra Cakes and Star Crunches are delicious classics.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)

You have a rather direct and planned way of doing things. Relax and unwind this week. Spontaneity didn’t kill the cat, curiosity did.

Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)

It’s only a few weeks into the semester and you’re sick of it! Keep your head in the game. If Britney Spears can win three MTV Video Music Awards, you can pass your classes.

Aries (March 21- April 19)

Your crush definitely knows who you are; it isn’t a secret anymore. But next time you are caught glancing, remember they were looking too.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

What makes you unique isn’t the only thing people like or dislike about you. When you’ve learned to accept yourself others will follow suit.

Gemini (May 21- June 21)

Virtual friends are not reality. While you may be the coolest kid at a cyber party, on campus it’s different. Take the time and effort to go out and actually meet new people.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)

You’re looking good and you know it. While it’s good to be confident, vanity is a different ballgame. Be careful before you’re the only one in love with you.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

Break off that old tie to the past. Honestly, they are holding you back anyway. Be your own person and do something nice for yourself. You’ll feel liberated.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

Even though you only eat 100-calorie packs, when you eat 12 of them it defeats the purpose. Be careful about not over-indulging this week.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)

Be confident about the decisions you make. Dwelling on the past won’t change a decision that’s already been made. Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21)

Don’t be afraid to express yourself this week. You may seem a little bit eccentric but many will admire you for being true to your character.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21)

Bust out some new dance moves this weekend when you find yourself in an awkward situation. It will lighten the mood, make people laugh and grab the attention of someone special.