The Horoscope Page

by Katelyn Chamberlin

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Oh Virgo, what have you gotten yourself into this time? You seem to be worried about something you may have said to a friend recently. You’ve got to stop holding back and just pick up that phone you’ve looked at 150 times in the last hour. It’s your time to apologize.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are a natural born leader. This could work to your advantage this weekend. There will be some kind of event involving floats, dancing and most importantly, candy. Lead your friends to the parade, but don’t be the first one to eat all 150 tootsie rolls!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You are more stubborn than anyone you can think of. That’s why you won’t feel like leaving your room this weekend. But if you don’t expand your horizons, you will never have any fun! Get out of your comfort zone and spend a meager 150 minutes of your day celebrating a certain birthday.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Congratulations Gemini! You are about to have an amazing weekend. Why? Since you take such delight in new and exciting events, you are in store for some great fun. Simpson is having its 150th birthday! Get out there to the party and meet some new people. Don’t forget to eat a piece of cake for me.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Lately you’ve been a little unsure about your past actions, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying things in the future. You surely don’t need me to give you 150 reasons to get out and celebrate Simpson’s birthday!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You have been an extremely hard worker lately and your effort will soon pay off. But until then, keep staying ahead of your schoolwork. You’ll be more likely to stay stress-free for the next 150 days!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You desire an easy, uncomplicated life. This hasn’t been hard for you to achieve until you walked into class and heard your 150-year-old professor assign a paper due Monday morning. You need to get that paper done, but don’t forget to set aside time for celebrating!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

It’s hard for you to manage your busy schedule, but you can’t get behind. This may require you to read those 150 pages in your textbook before class for once. It might seem tedious now, but you’ll realize it paid off when it comes time to take that final!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You take things as they come and love to live in the moment. This is a great characteristic, Sagittarius, but it can have its disadvantages in the long run. If you never take time to plan things out, you might end up on the wrong path. Write down some long-term goals for yourself. You don’t have to come up with 150 of them, but a few wouldn’t hurt!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You have every right to be proud of your achievements. Just don’t let yourself get so caught up in your accomplishments that you forget about your friends. They won’t appreciate it when you talk about yourself for 150 minutes straight.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ve been questioning a few things lately, there’s no doubt about that. Chances are all of your hesitation is about that one special person you can’t stop thinking about. My advice? Stop looking at his or her picture 150 times a day and make a move already! You’ll never know how the other person feels until you ask.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

It’s still early in the semester and you’re starting to feel a little homesick. You are not the only person feeling this way. You’re only hurting yourself by staying in your dorm room on the weekends so head on out for a night of fun. I guarantee you’ll have at least 150 new friends by the end of the weekend.