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Geer, signing off
Geer, signing off
by Caleb Geer, Ad Manager/Web Editor • April 27, 2024

I didn’t know what the hell I wanted to do with my life when I showed up on campus in the middle of the pandemic almost four years ago. I knew...

Looking back at my time at Simpson
Looking back at my time at Simpson
by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager • April 27, 2024

It all started with soup. No, really, let me explain. I was so passionate about the soup in SubConnection as a first year that it caught the...

So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
So long, farewell, I’ve got no more stories to tell
by Jenna Prather, Editor-in-chief • April 27, 2024

Unlike my fellow student media seniors who’ve written this before me, I came into Simpson knowing exactly what I wanted to do. I did independent...

Horoscopes

Horoscopes

This week’s horoscopes are inspired by Taylor Swift lyrics.

Aries: “I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand new,” ‘Innocent’, from “Speak Now”.

Taurus: “Please don’t ever be a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere,” ‘New Year’s Day’, from “Reputation”.

Gemini: “We’re happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time,” ‘22’, from “Red”.

Cancer: “Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it,” ‘All too Well’, from “Red”.

Leo: “I took matches before fire could catch me, so don’t look now, I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town,” ‘Dear John’, from “Speak Now”.

Virgo: “Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky, and so I became the butt of the joke,” ‘Daylight’, from “Lover”.

Libra: “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream,” ‘Blank Space’, from “1989”.

Scorpio: “When I was drowning, that’s when I could finally breathe,” ‘Clean’, from “1989”.

Sagittarius: “Stealing hearts and never saying sorry,” ‘…Ready for it?’, from “Reputation”.

Capricorn: “All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm,” ‘Call it what you want’, from “Reputation”.

Aquarius: “If I get burned, at least we were electrified,” Dress’, from “Reputation”. 

Pisces: “We found a wonderland, you and I got lost in it,” ‘Wonderland’, from “1989”.

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