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   Going into the season, Worth knew he was close to breaking the records, and while he made it a goal for the season, he said it wasn’t the whole purpose of the year.
Reed Worth: Going down in record books
by Abby Hintz, ID Magazine editor-in-Chief • November 29, 2023

Fifth-year senior Reed Worth broke not just one but two Simpson records during his time on the Simpson College football team. Worth will go down...

Review: Is the new Hunger Games worth the Watch?
Review: Is the new Hunger Games worth the Watch?
by Maddie Hays, Sports Editor • November 29, 2023

 I am not ashamed to admit that Katniss Everdeen’s iconic braid is one I spent countless hours trying to perfect in middle school.    The...

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Horoscopes

Horoscopes

This week’s horoscopes are inspired by Taylor Swift lyrics.

Aries: “I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand new,” ‘Innocent’, from “Speak Now”.

Taurus: “Please don’t ever be a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere,” ‘New Year’s Day’, from “Reputation”.

Gemini: “We’re happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time,” ‘22’, from “Red”.

Cancer: “Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it,” ‘All too Well’, from “Red”.

Leo: “I took matches before fire could catch me, so don’t look now, I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town,” ‘Dear John’, from “Speak Now”.

Virgo: “Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky, and so I became the butt of the joke,” ‘Daylight’, from “Lover”.

Libra: “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream,” ‘Blank Space’, from “1989”.

Scorpio: “When I was drowning, that’s when I could finally breathe,” ‘Clean’, from “1989”.

Sagittarius: “Stealing hearts and never saying sorry,” ‘…Ready for it?’, from “Reputation”.

Capricorn: “All my flowers grew back as thorns, windows boarded up after the storm,” ‘Call it what you want’, from “Reputation”.

Aquarius: “If I get burned, at least we were electrified,” Dress’, from “Reputation”. 

Pisces: “We found a wonderland, you and I got lost in it,” ‘Wonderland’, from “1989”.

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