Simpson student crafts drunken email to professor, but Wi-Fi god saves him

by Alex Kirkpatrick, Digital Editor
October 1, 2016

It happens. College kids make dumb decisions and regret them later in life.

Or, they make dumb decisions and amass nearly 800 likes on Twitter.

Luckily, one Simpson student didn’t have to pay for the consequences, because according to him, “There is a god. And he’s a bro.”

He sent out a tweet Friday morning reading: “Tried emailing my professor last night to thank her for canceling class this morning… It didn’t send. There is a god. And he’s a bro.”

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It could be one of the few times Simpson’s crappy Wi-Fi comes in handy because it saved him from an awkward remainder of the semester.

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We can’t stop laughing!