Skip to Main Content
The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

The Nation's Oldest Continuously Published Student Newspaper

The Simpsonian

Scan the QR code to ask Millie a question

Ask Millie Returns

by Kenzie Van Haaften, Editor-in-chief
September 18, 2024
Demarico Young's Storm Debut

The Inspiring Story of Demarico Young

by Nick Gordon, Sports Editor
September 18, 2024
Kyle Jones named Simpson's men's basketball coach (Submitted photo)

New Look for Simpson Men’s Basketball

by Nick Gordon, Sports Editor
September 11, 2024
Wilbur, Professor Amy Doling’s dog poses with Thunder on one of his many trips to Simpson.

Dog Days in Carver May Come to an End

by Rob Howes, Staff Writer
September 11, 2024
Campus map stands outside Barker Residence Hall, where five students live in former basement classroom.

Campus housing overwhelmed by largest incoming class since 2012

by Anna Schewe, Ad Manager & Social Media Manager
September 11, 2024
Review: "The Tortured Poets Department"

Review: “The Tortured Poets Department”

by Kyle Werner, Managing Editor & Social Media Manager
April 19, 2024
Load More Stories