Aries: LA Rams — You’re always on the defensive…but it seems to be doing you good. 

Taurus: Buffalo Bills — Apologies, you’re going through it right now. 

Gemini: Philadelphia Eagles — Keep your head up, champ. Last year was better, but there’s so much ahead of you.

Cancer: Seattle Seahawks — February is going to be a great month for you…

Leo: Denver Broncos — You may be feeling bittersweet right now. Don’t give up hope.  

Virgo: New England Patriots — You’ve been just barely scraping by. Take a moment for a deep breath, and then lock in. 

Libra: Houston Texans — That was not a good game against the Patriots, but don’t dwell on the past too much.

Scorpio: Pittsburgh Steelers — You may feel like you’ve lost everything, but don’t worry, life surprises you in mysterious ways…enjoy your offseason.

Sagittarius: Chicago Bears — You’ve suffered the same fate as your enemy. Use this moment to reflect on this season. 

Capricorn: Green Bay Packers — Take care of yourself. Much like the cheeseheads, you’re unstoppable when you’re healthy. 

Aquarius: San Francisco 49ers — That was a tough watch. But hey, at least we’re seeing successful Iowans on the big screen! Maybe you’re next!

Pisces: Jacksonville Jaguars — You need to pace yourself in all things. Slow down. You’ll be exhausted (especially in the fourth quarter) if you don’t.