Aries: “The Muppet Christmas Carol” – This film may be the best Muppet movie; how could you not love Marley and Marley (ooooooooh)?

Taurus: “Home Alone” – You could use a giggle. Throw this movie on and have a warm beverage, ya filthy animal.

Gemini: “Frosty the Snowman” – Indulge in some childlike wonder this holiday season. You know you need it. 

Cancer: “Elf” – Maybe you should try maple syrup on your spaghetti, too. 

Leo: “A Charlie Brown Christmas” – This movie has the best soundtrack of all. Enjoy a little bit of the Vince Guaraldi Trio!

Virgo: “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” – Carry on your holiday spirit even through your crashouts. You’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!

Scorpio: “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – A classic film with a reminder that we are enough just by being ourselves. You need that reminder sometimes.

Libra: “The Polar Express” – Have some hot chocolate and sing along to the “Hot Chocolate” song. Be more whimsical this season!

Sagittarius: “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” – Let your heart grow three sizes. You could use it. 

Capricorn: “Spongebob Squarepants: Christmas Who?” – It’s not technically a movie, but this classic holiday special can’t be snubbed. Even grumps like you and Squidward find ways to spread holiday cheer. 

Aquarius: “A Christmas Story” – You secretly want the bunny pajamas. I know it.

Pisces: “The Santa Clause” – You need to turn your brain off and just watch a silly holiday movie. This is the one.