The Simpscope
October 9, 2007
Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19)
Kick that addiction. It may be challenging, but your mind and body will thank you for it- not to mention your pocketbook.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)
You’re clumsy this week. Every time you trip on campus, someone sees you. So feel free to giggle at the person who just biffed it in front of you- it happens!
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)
Life’s unfair. So, stop dwelling on the past and move on. Find something better- trust me, it’s possible.
Aries (Mar. 21- April 19)
You don’t like it when people touch you. Hug, poke, anything. So tell the person that has been popping your personal bubble lately to back off!
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
You might take yourself seriously, but others around you don’t. Find a way to make others realize that you are for real.
Gemini (May 21- June 21)
Find the perfect outfit and rock it on Saturday night. You’d be surprised to see that your confidence will be attractive to the people around you.
Cancer (June 22- July 22)
It’s not even halfway through the semester, and your funds are running low. Be creative and find a (legal) way to make a few spare bucks.
Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)
Time is of the essence. Make sure you seal that outstanding deal, or you could potentially lose its benefits.
Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)
You’re stressed to the max this week. With midterms around the corner, get ahead of the game- read ahead, write that paper and breathe!
Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)
Take your newly found love out on the town. Try Culver’s instead of McDonalds, La Casa instead of Taco Johns- it may prove to liven things up.
Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21)
Settle the bad waters between yourself and someone that you have problems with. You will find yourself in close quarters soon, and sooner is better than later.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21)
Starting a new relationship can be difficult. With patience and commitment this week, even the long-distance thing seems possible.