The Simpscope

The Simpscope

by Emily BeckmannStaff Writer

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) We all know what assuming does, so assume nothing this week. Once you feel as though you’ve got something under control, an important factor will change.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) It’s easy to base opinions on appearance, but appearances lie. Look deeper into a situation or person this week. The weakest appearing competitor may actually be the strongest.

Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) Unexpected good fortune is headed your way this week. Be accepting of it. If not, you could potentially deny something that would have been good for you.

Aries (Mar. 21- April 19) A close relationship in your life will suffer this week. That little fib that you’ve told from the beginning will come close to the surface.

Taurus (April 20- May 20) Take some time out for yourself. Life is too short to not make yourself happy. And if you’re not happy, who is?

Gemini (May 21- June 21) Be competitive and fight for what you want. In the end, if you lose, at least you’ve done it in style.

Cancer (June 22- July 22) Apply for that new position or raise that you’ve been secretly wanting. It is your time to shine. You are ready to achieve success.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22) Make like Martha Stewart and craft something. All of those creative juices need to come out somehow, and you probably won’t fit in a juicer.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22) Your parents may nag and nag, but give them some leeway and listen to their advice this week. Remember, winter break is around the corner and it could be long one if you don’t.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23) You are working for a purpose. While it may seem that no one appreciates you, there are people that really value your presence and hard work ethic.

Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21) You have a problem with that overbearing friend or annoying roommate. Open your mouth and talk about it. The catch is-talk to their face rather than behind their back.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21) Change something you do daily. Brush your teeth with the opposite hand or try something new at Pfeiffer. Mixing up your daily routine will make your day seem less monotonous.