The Simpscope

The Simpscope

by Emily BeckmannStaff Writer

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19)

You are what you eat, literally. While stress eating may help you now, think about where it’s going to get you at the end of the semester. Try a health substitute this week; you may end up liking it more than you thought.

Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18)

Step out of your box this week. Sing karaoke, speak up in class, or tell someone how you really feel about them. Life is short. You wont regret this decision.

Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)

Pay attention to detail in the class that frustrates you the most this week. Figuring out the small pieces of the puzzle will help you collectively understand the big picture.

Aries (March 21- April 19)

Live your life this week by this mantra: “Don’t think so much about it.” Over-analyzing something will take the joy out of life. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Although you may be missing someone far away, take into consideration that you now know how much that relationship meant in the first place. There will be a time to reunite and it’s closer than it appears.

Gemini (May 21- June 21)

Become a leader and not a follower. The idea you have for that group project is better than the one that you are currently using. Let it be known.

Cancer (June 22- July 22)

Your cash flow is low lately, but luckily you will come across an opportunity to make some bank. The catch will be saving the money that you earn.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

Your patience is growing thin. Tell the roommate what is bugging you and to knock it off already, or you might explode. And that would just be messy.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

A close friend is holding something back from you. Be assertive and diligent about asking if your friend needs help. Both you and your friend will be better in the end.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 23)

Search the clearance isle at Wal-Mart for a creative way to procrastinate. When you find something that makes you say, “I’ve always wanted one of these,” buy it.

Scorpio (Oct. 24- Nov. 21)

Your sanity is something that you need to survive, as well as the others around you. Do what makes you happy. Buy some Ben & Jerry’s, play video games or read a sappy romance novel.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21)

Surprise someone special in your life with something that they love. Making a difference in their day will create a ripple effect and make your day better as well.