“‘That’s what she said’ jokes.” -Freshman Katie Sullivan

“Finding out my friends got back home from the bar one night in San Diego by stealing a golf cart.” – Junior Tara Christensen

“I was chased around the block one night by the cops and ran into The Zoo shirtless to hide from them, all the while on my phone.” -Senior Grant Lavrenz

“My roommate was talking in his sleep one night yelling, ‘Stop! Please don’t hurt me!'” -Freshman Dylan Dinkla

“Playing Humans vs. Zombies.” – Junior Nick Savov