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Simpson alumni move forward in competition

by Tyler Crandell

February 2

Filed under Features, Lifestyles

Five recent Simpson graduates have moved on from districts to regionals in the Metropolitan Opera National Council Auditions. This event can be compared to American Idol, but for the opera. There are 14 regions in which singers audition and wi...

Students: the key to success with Pfeiffer cups

by Ryan Edwardson, Maddy McAreavy and Whitney Thompson

January 24

Filed under Features, Lifestyles

Now that we’ve given you tips on how to get safely to a table with a plate of food and silverware you must venture forth for a beverage. If you are capable of grabbing food, silverware and a drink in one trip my hat goes off to you. If you...

Kappa Theta Psi gathers clothes for Ghana

by Chelsea Winegard

January 17

Filed under Features, Lifestyles

The men of Kappa Theta Psi have put together a clothing drive going on now until March 3 to help out the people of Ghana.  “Many in Ghana lack the necessary clothing and shoes to achieve a decent standard of living,” s...

Shopping on a budget

by Sarina Rhinehart

December 4

Filed under Features, Lifestyles, News

Sleep doesn't come easy with thoughts of new bikes and filled stockings. As soon as the clock strikes 7 a.m. the squeals of excitement and pitter-patter of children's feet are on the staircase. With the flip of the light switch...

LGBTQA to put on Halloween Fashion Show

by Sarah Stout

October 18

Filed under Features, Lifestyles

October means Halloween is right around the corner, and with that it is time for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, and Allies (LGBTQA) to host their annual Halloween Fashion Show.   The fashion show will be he...